Nacho Average Nachos

A huge portion of crispy corn tortilla chips, topped w/ meaty chili, melted cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream, & jalapeño peppers.

Tenders & Fries

Tasty all-white chicken w/ our famous fries & your choice of dipping sauces.

Hot Wings

Prime wings & drummies slathered in our secret sauce. Let us know if you want it extra hot we’ll smoke your ass.

Hum Me Some Hummus

Chickpeas, garlic, lemon, & olive oil make this a mediterranean favorite. Served w/ flour & corn tortilla chips & green olives.

Chili Cheese Fries

Our seasoned fries clothed in chili, cheese & sour cream. Add jalapeños if you dare.

Sedona Chicken Egg Rolls

WIth a tasty mixture of beans, corn, onions, peppers & other vegetables.

Piggie Fries

Crispy fries smothered in our beercheese sauce & crumbles of crispy bacon, w/ ranch.

Shrooms

There’s a fungus among us, & it’s going in your mouth. Tasty beer-battered mushrooms w/ creamy horseradish dip. Deeeee-lish!

Tickle Your Pickles

Big thick spears of spiced dill pickles layered in beer batter & deep-fried. With ranch.

Guacamole & Chips

Creamy Haas avocados & just the right spices make this tangy dip the best around. Served w/ ample amounts of fresh tortilla chips.

Bikini Zucchini

Rounds of the tasty gourd, beerbattered & fried up for ya, served w/ marinara & ranch.

Mozzarella Alla Marinara

It just sounds so much sexier than hot fried cheese sticks w/ tomato sauce.

Quesadillas

Two big flour tortillas, stuffed w/ tons of melted cheese, served up w/ sour cream & salsa.

Beer-Battered Onion Rings

‘Coz everything’s better w/ beer. Big thick slices of sweet Vidalia onions, swaddled & fried to golden perfection.

Naked Fries

Billy Bob called ‘em “Frainch-Fried Bataters.” Seasoned, & served w/ ranch, honey mustard or ketchup for keeping ‘em decent. Huge portion.

Beer Cheese & Chips

Mmmmmm. Our famous beer cheese dip & a load of tortilla chips to dip in it.

Soft Pretzels

Two​ big hot salty pretzels served w/ sides of beer cheese & ranch to make ’em fun.

Chips & Salsa

Terrifically​ tangy tomato taste to

Chef Salad

Crisp bacon & two kinds of cheese accompany lean turkey & deli ham, boiled eggs, onions & tomatoes on a garden bed.

Rowdy Rooster Salad

Chunks of crunchy breaded fried chicken & crisp bacon w/ shredded cheddar, onions & tomatoes on greens.

The Tunamator

A big, yummy tomato, split in half & topped w/ two scoops of our famous uppity tuna.

Skinny Chick Salad

Grilled chicken breast, red onions & luscious tomatoes tossed over fancy lettuces.

B.L.T. Salad

Bacon.​ Lettuce. Tomato. Bacon. Lettuce. Tomato. Bacon. Lettuce. Tomato. What more ya want?

Lipsmack Burger

They’re the best! We use only thick, juicy pure beef patties, & we’ll dress it however you like.

Try one of our fancy suggestions:

Cardiac Arrest

Clog​ those arteries! Fried egg, bacon, swiss & American cheese & a side of mayo.

Brokeback Mountain

Two onion rings, barbecue sauce, bacon, grilled onions & cheddar-jack.

Butt Burner

Ay caramba! Blackened, w/ hot sauce, jalapeños, salsa, cheddar-jack, sour cream on the side.

American Stack

Double​ American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion & thousand island dressing.

Blacque & Bleu

Cajun blackening seasoning & bleu cheese dressing w/ lettuce & tomato.

Chili Burger

Drive-in style! Open faced over texas toast, w/ chili, cheddar-jack & diced onions.

The Continental

Sophisticated & elegant, w/ guacamole, double swiss & grilled onions.

Patti Melt

The classic, on texas toast w/ grilled onions, lean hamburger & loads of cheese.

Horseshoe

This​ Midwest fave is open-face texas toast surrounded by a ring of fries & slathered in beer cheese. Choose beef, turkey, ham or bacon-tomato.

In Da Club

It’s tall! Three pieces of texas toast, stuffed w/ deli ham, turkey, American, swiss, bacon, lettuce & tomato, & mayo on the side. For real, y’all. Huge.

Cali Cobb Wrap

Grilled all-white chicken nestled into a tasty flour tortilla w/ guacamole, tomato, bacon, onion, cheddar & bleu cheese dressing.

Cordon Bleu

Crispy chicken tenders, fried up & served on a bun w/ deli ham, swiss cheese & mayo.

Buffalo Roadhouse

Tenders in wing sauce w/ bleu cheese dressing, lettuce & onion on Texas toast.

Guac Gobbler

Mmm. Fresh guacamole dresses hot turkey piled high on a bun, w/ bacon & swiss cheese.

Breakfast on a Bun

Ham & eggs, baby! Fried up right & smacked square on the buns, w/ two slices of American cheese, & tomato. Wake up!

Uppity Tuna Melt

Tasty tuna salad made from fancy albacore, tangy balsamic mayo & our Italian herbs & spices, layered w/ gooey cheese on grilled texas toast.

Healthy Turkey Wrap

Lots of deli turkey, lettuce, tomato & onion, in a tortilla. No fries: side salad for ya.

Barbie-Cute Chick

All-white grilled chicken basted in barbecue sauce, on a bun, w/ lettuce & onions.

Egg Sandwich

Two fried eggs that will remind you of that skinny girl, w/ mayo on Texas toast.

B.L.T.

A ton of bacon, thick tomato slices & a crispy iceberg lettuce w/ mayo on toast.

Grilled Cheese

For you cheese freaks, a blend of three tasty cheeses grilled between two slices of buttered Texas Toast.

Bodacious Brownie Bites

Deep fried brownie cubes, à la mode, w/ a chocolate swirl, or if you prefer, just powdered sugar. So good somebody will likely get slapped.

Funnel Cake

Like the carnival midway. Served w/ raspberry or chocolate drizzle, or powdered sugar.

Applicious Fritters

Tasty little battered apple slices fried to a golden brown, w/ ice cream & caramel.

The Little Sundae

Three mini-scoops of vanilla ice cream, w/ a drizzle of chocolate, caramel or raspberry, & whipped cream (but only if you beg).